Center of Attractions

Does anyone really care that part of Center Street is blocked off? Yes, you have to drive an extra 32 second to get to the Powerhouse for your 1A Lunchbox Special but so what. I say they never open it again and plop a maritime museum right there in the middle of the street between two other popular tourist attractions.  Genius idea if you ask me. Outta just get rid of both local governments and appoint me MF King of Kodiak. You could go from talking about sea otters and other aquatic lil furry bastards with Library Lisa to checking out the Thelma C. (when was the last time a baby named Thelma? 1962?) and on to the Baranof Museum for chilled vodka shots from the Skyy Samavor finishing up with some polka dancing on the lawn with those St. Innocents types. Feel me, Sullivan. Let's do this.