Stealing a theme from my on-line partner; things said aloud in Anthony's Bar and No Grill last evening. FYI: I came up two hours short of going January on the wagon. Somehow I can live with myself.
1. "I have terrible things on my phone."
Even I can not, will not, describe the fish parts and porn hybrid pics the iPhone produced.
2. "There is nothing sexier than the smell of diesel and bait on a man."
This takes the "Kodiak Sexy" concept further than I've ever heard. Might have to fingerbang the gas hole on my neighbor's Volkswagen TDI before I go out next time.
3. This song on the jukebox. I'd only heard the Metallica version before, not the original.
THESE MUDDERPHUTTERS GOT MOVES!
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