"He smelled awful," she said

Maybe you saw the news of the guy in the Big City "exposing" himself to women on a trail up there, attacking one of them. Wasn't me. If you are going to leap out of the brush and whip out your Nick Jr. do it right. Have a bike with 26" wheels. A BMX bike makes a great drunk bike but a lousy get away vehicle. Second, 3pm is still a little light out. Time it with sunset. 8:30pm tonight would have been perfect as it will be dark once the cops start looking for you. And finally don't get too close. Dude was a foot away and they can't get a good look at the goods. Somewhere between one to two yards works best, a safe distance so you don't get any germs on ya. And be a professional for Pete's sake, take a shower before you go perving. Remember, if you get caught you might have to hang out with this guy.