PETA is planning a protest in Seattle according to the Times to bring attention to the feelings of fish. The story claims a whole dozen people plan on showing up with signs and pictures of dying, bloody fish to wave at traffic on Alaskan Way near the Waterfront Seafood Grill. Whateva. Nobody cares about fish aside from wild vs. farmed and fried vs. baked. UNLESS it is one of those naked PETA demonstrations.
But this organization is why I quit eating certain animals. Mainly mammals that are closely related to use which is why I have cut down or cut out gorilla, chimp, and monkey brains from my diet. Or maybe it was Indiana Jones that got me to stop. I forget.
Free country, knock yourselves out PETA peeps but I would have picked a better location. Any of the following would be a better spot:
1. Ivar's on Alaskan Way: It is just down the street but closer to the tourists plus nobody has cooked up more salmon, cod, and halibut than that crusty SOB.
2. Fisherman's Terminal in Ballard: Go after the killers face-to-face. Of course it is 50/50 you get knocked the f-word out. Throw a block of tofu at Sig, see what transpires.
3. U-District: You might increase you numbers from 12 to 18 by picking up some college students coming out of Araya's. All You Can Eat Pad Thai, Holmes.
4. Southcenter: They have a Duke's at the mall now. You could say fish makes your arse get fat and be 100 times more effective.
5. Pike's Place Market: Not only are there dead fish but they throw them, desecrating their bodies to entertain tourists.
But seriously, I'd stick to cows and pigs.
Well, there is one good thing about PETA. They have ultrahot pornstar Sasha Grey as one of their spokespeoples. I'm guessing she'll figure prominently on their new Peta Porn Website!
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