Last Week :1-1-1
Season Record: 1-4-1
Tomorrow I relocate to my secret base in Seattle so I need to crank this out before I put my Nix Pix in a box. I'm glad I'm getting out of here so I don't have to take anymore abuse over the Seahawks and can take refuge with my own kind. So let me turn this around on you, Kodiak. Let me tell you what I find pathetic. The City election is a walk in not just for mayor but for both council seats as well. Seriously? Nobody is going to step to the plate? Let's look at the mess we have shall we?
Detroit -3 @ Minnesota
Take the Vikings who go from old arse Brett Favre to old arse Donovan McNabb. This is like our mayoral situation trading one old white woman for another. But at least the quarterbacks didn't raise lunch on seniors from five bucks to seven. That's a 28% hike. What's next? Feed the elders Alpo? Guess what she'll do to your taxes if she gets the tiebreaker vote. There is silver and black in her veins I tell you. Maybe I should pull a Murkowski and cancel my trip. Do you want Pat leading you in the fourth quarter vomiting thru her facemask on the field with the future on the line? Do you want 90% of city funding going to the arts and highbrow movies? Do you want all city streets speed limits dropped to 10mph? Didn't think so. F-word it, write me in.
Nick's Pick: LIONS
San Francisco @ Cincinnati -2.5
Jerry Springer was mayor of Cincinnati once. Remember that and write my arse in, bitches. Terry Haines, Fishhead mudderphutter and Niners fan. He didn't rib me after Week One so I'm going to spare his pubic hairdo, boy band hat, and pink iPod today. He's served before and did okay I guess but he still should have competition at least. He's the Alex Smith of this election. OK, I said I wasn't going to insult him. My bad. Maybe his team should have term limits on the QB position.
Nick's Pick: 49ERS
Kansas City @ San Diego -14.5

Nick's Pick: CHARGERS
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